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LIFE'S SECOND ACTS
a blog by Marilyn Woods
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Ode to My Quasi-Greek Statue
Sorry, not really a statue, my friend. You're a bust. Head and shoulders only. But what a delightful companion you are! Ready to party at the drop of a hat. To celebrate. How glamourous you looked for New Year’s Eve. Those white and silver plumes in your hair and those rhinestones dripping. Show-stopper! It’s adorable how each time I go to Texas, you don your Dallas necklace announcing my destination. Like you’re ready to burst into “The Stars at Night are big and bright. Dee

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Feb 132 min read


Never too old . . .
New Year’s resolution, 2006, number seven? Learn something new. I It has taken me a few weeks to get my mojo going, and amazingly I am learning not one, but two new things. The first, a surprise even to myself, I am studying meteorology. Starting simple with a Great Courses program taught by a UCLA professor. I say simple, but it’s turning out to be as difficult as learning a new language. But fascinating! According to the bespectacled professor, Nature Abhors Extremes . Som

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Feb 43 min read
My Recent Appliance Agonies...
La Familia, Gail Roberts, 2005 My gleaming new washing machine and dryer, so white they’re almost fluorescent, stand side by side in the...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Oct 6, 20252 min read


"Life is about using the whole box of crayons." ~ RuPaul
“There are certain shades of blue that make me ache.” In her recent newsletter, this one titled “Shades of Blue (and Something New),”...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Aug 10, 20255 min read


Banker's Hill LBB viewing..
There’s a new gathering spot—some might call it a watering hole— that you might not have heard of in Banker’s Hill , my neighborhood in...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Jun 17, 20253 min read


My idea of ideal...
Over the years since I lost my loving husband, travel has provided immeasurable amounts of healing. To Marfa with Janice and Frank; to...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Nov 23, 20242 min read


A walk on the slightly wild side...
Like everything else on my body, my earlobes have sagged. Not surprising for earlobes more than eight decades old. Not really a concern...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Jun 5, 20242 min read


Am I too late?
Is it too late to become a ballerina? Each Friday morning at ten o’clock, I struggle to disprove popular opinion. The will is there—oh...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Feb 6, 20241 min read


Adjectives are words that describe the qualities or states of being of nouns: rapturous, reluctant, rowdy...sculptural, sexy, silly...head-splitting, hilarious, hallowed.
Both in my newly formed writing group and my touring at the art museum, I’m focusing on newer, stronger, adjectives in my...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Jan 9, 20242 min read


Dear Santa,
It's been decades since I wrote with a specific request. This year, it's imperative that I beg. I've been good. Santa, please, please...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Nov 28, 20232 min read


The mighty Kumquat's season is here!
Harvest time. Not fruits of my bygone Camelot, Lush wine grapes Juicy oranges. Instead, the modest kumquat Is sought From my hillside...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Mar 31, 20231 min read


Is it just me or...
Indulging in one final guilty pleasure before beginning the trials of New-Year’s-Resolutions-eating, I opened the small brown bag...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Jan 11, 20232 min read


Olive overdose...
Via Zoom, Jan, my good Duplicate-bridge-playing-friend, said, “Can we take a break? I want a V-8.” We did. When we resumed, I heard the...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Mar 15, 20223 min read


Forever and a pandemic ago...
Can it be possible that the seemingly endless scourge that has gripped our lives for more than two years is finally surrendering to...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Mar 2, 20222 min read


Valentine's Day Whimsy from artist, Beatrice Wood
Last year's post worth another look. And wanted to share a gift on Valentine's - news of the a upcoming exhibit from The San Diego Museum...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Feb 7, 20222 min read


Scissors, screwdrivers, and sex
Geez. I still smell like I spent the night with an unwashed mechanic…oily and garage-like. Stridently attacking my Five Lists 2022, ...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Jan 20, 20225 min read


Welcome to 2022 ya'll!
I am an incurable list maker—never more in my sweet spot than at the beginning of the New Year when it’s time to write resolutions....

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Jan 10, 20224 min read



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Jan 1, 20220 min read


Is it only me?
Lost in translation in a QR Code nation. Weird sensation Increasing presence in my everyday life of a two-dimensional square made up of...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Dec 2, 20213 min read


The Anniversary Sale
A case of the dressing room giggles which sometimes turned into guffaws may have been the most fun I’ve had in a couple of years… What is...

Marilyn Gardner Woods
Jul 18, 20214 min read
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